March 17, 2006
You don’t say…..
So the circus was passing Loch Ness and they stopped for a rest - the ringmaster streteched his legs, yawned and thought to let the Elephants go for a swim while having a smoke. Then some random Scotsman fishing by the loch thought he saw a monster - clicked a camera - and a tourist industry was born.
Makes sense to me - this is a theory that can hold a persons attention for a few minutes (so is a good subject for a post, especially when I’ve only got a few minutes myself) and it also amuses mildly drunk people enough to earn a free pint.
Unfortunately it is not one that impresses women sufficiently enough to encourage them to sleep with you based on the eyebrow raising quality of this story alone.
Makes sense to me - this is a theory that can hold a persons attention for a few minutes (so is a good subject for a post, especially when I’ve only got a few minutes myself) and it also amuses mildly drunk people enough to earn a free pint.
Unfortunately it is not one that impresses women sufficiently enough to encourage them to sleep with you based on the eyebrow raising quality of this story alone.
Spo | March 17, 2006
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