June 2, 2005
“Wil E Coyote - why was his genius never rewarded?”
Because he had character and cunning, yet he was never rewarded with is due - annoying infernal bird - everyday our hero wakes and continues the chase - insane in the end, as the injustice of the cartoon world conspire against him despite the true genius behind his plans and contraptions (apart from the ones were he just tied himself to giant rockets) -I believe that were he ever to have caught Road Runner, then that would of been enough..... no dance of gloating evil joy, no elaborate cooking ceremony involving a giant pot over a huge bonfire or frenzied attack releasing years of frustration at being continually dropped off cliffs and smashed with rocks - just a polite handshake - a smug smile of satisfaction and a confident stroll into the distance through the nearest tunnel painted on a wall.
After which he would design all sorts of giggery pokery to help the world become a better place - earn millions - stamp out world poverty - cure cancer and become the worlds most popular Coyote.....
........and then he would hire a shinobi ninja of the highest order to assassinate that annoying blue feathered little bastard with a simple poison pee-shooter, just when he thought it was all forgotten.....
Spo | June 2, 2005


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