Cass: you’re too old for that
Never
yeah
maybe
wait a minute - you’re not 29
I am
you’re not, you’re 28 you fool
I’m 29

when were you born?
1977
yeah you’re 28
No..... 1980 to 1990 equals 10 - 1990 to 2000 is 20 - add the three from 77.... 2005 ..... 28 - ah ok - cool I’m 28!
you forgot how old you are - idiot!
damn it - I had a real contemplative afternoon as well - all wondering how much of the join the dots escalator existance of life I gotta get in order by June 2006 when 30 kicks in - lose a few stone, set up to move into the new place, finances in order and then meet some girl, get married and have clumsy babies - now I find out I’m not 30 till 2007 - califragalistic!
yeah, you’ve got much more time to grow up properly now
I know.....I’ve got a year and a half to be a proper grown up..... why couldn’t you have told me how old I was around midday instead? woulda saved me a lot of unnecessary brow furrowing

Idiot