The Deadly Teenage Lothario…..

August 14, 2005

Nobody likes desperation or ultimatatums - its good advice - you should tread carefully to make sure the message gets across without accidentally straying into these two minefields of cringeworthiness.

Bearing this in mind I have decided that the best way to tell a girl how you feel is as follows - I’m going to sing her a song complete with dance routine like this spotty spindly ginger Michael Jackson impersonator - he wanted to impress a girl called Aicha so sent her this webcam video - luckily some god like individual shared it on the internet - what woman could resist this deadly teenage lothario’s charms

(for those on a dial up the above link is 5.4MB, but I think the dance routine at the end is one of the greatest movements to music this world will ever see)

Spo | August 14, 2005