Ten Random Thoughts….

I spend too much of my working life looking for my pen.
The importance of a day can be judged by the quality of the pants that you wear.
Like Obi-wan, I wish that permanently wearing dressing gown and slippers could be a socially acceptable way to go about your day.
The pain endured picking a just brewed tea bag from your cup is worth it.
If a schizophrenic locks himself in a room is it a hostage situation?
Straight to video Sci-Fi Action Adventure is about as far away from a guarantee of good quality as you can get.
When in doubt, mugs make the best presents – people always use them and they always have a favourite.
Like chicken in the morning and smoking on the toilet – pineapple on pizza is very, very wrong.
The religious definition of Heaven is pretty vague really, isn’t it?
Toast should be talked about with a little more respect.