Not so grown up after all…

November 20, 2005

I’ll write a longer post later, but just to say that I woke this morning after last nights party not feeling too bad for someone who had destroyed a fair 90% of a bottle of Jack - I surveyed the area - I was in the right bed and I wasn’t still wearing the same clothes - I seemed to have all my keys, wallet, phone, money etc and also had avoided any personal injury - I also could pretty much remember everything that happened.

”This is progress” I thought ”first I buy a flat - now I wake up after a big night out and seem to have controlled myself - indeed I am becoming one of the grown up people”

Then my mother popped her head round the door to inform me that she had awoke at 5am to the smell of something burning - she went down stairs and saw the oven was on - which when opened unleashed plumes of black smoke into the kitchen and then revealed what seemed like a block of charcoal sitting on a baking tray.

That’ll be that pizza I put in and then forgot about and went to bed then.

Doofus.

Spo | November 20, 2005