August 2, 2007
Kill it! Kill it! Die! Die!
text rcvd around 6pm: “I have a MAHUSIVE spider in the kitchen and I’m laughing coz I know you’d be saying “Oh Fuck Me! he’s a big one, no! use a proper shoe not a flip-flop, Kill it! Kill it! Die! Die!” and other equally stupid things whilst dancing about like a muppet..... awwww… x”
She doesn’t appreciate how bad my arachnaphobia actually is...............
and that Spiders have eight legs and eight eyes....
FUCKING EIGHT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Spo | August 2, 2007


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dude! we just sat and watched one little spider try and take over the web of another spider. i *hate* spiders, but even i had to admit that this was cool - he crept up the web, with the resident spider shaking the silks, until he got close enough. they scrapped and the intruder was repelled. seriously - natural geographic at its best.
Posted by raspberry on 08/04 at 05:25 AM
eight eyes ... the better to see and hear EAT spo with ....
mine’s mosquitoes. they are wrong.
Posted by eric on 08/09 at 03:54 AM
Raspberry - I wouldn’t be able to watch that even - I’m that bad - I’m Jeff Daniels frozen in terror in his basement from the movie - arggajshhad! - can’t even think about them!
Eric - the mozzie terror is a more subtle kind of foe - I’ve come to an understanding with them over the years as I’ve been so many places that they wield thier rule over - I don’t get too annoyed by the bites anymore and have yet to catch Malaria as well - they also don’t really like the levels of alcohol in my blood apparently. Which, y’know, is a cracking excuse to drink.
Posted by Spo on 08/09 at 09:58 AM
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