March 15, 2006
It’s 4.20 - lets watch Star Wars again…
Pass the J
Look at those Storm-troopers, where do you think they're going?
Dunno - they keep cropping up in the background all the way through this film
D'ya think it' s the same six troopers all the time?
Yeah - You always see six guys legging it around in formation - I think they might be doing laps of the Death Star
Eh?
Like they got in trouble with Darth
And he gave them laps?
Yeah - he's a harsh but fair leader
What are they in the doghouse for? Drunk on duty?
Well I think there must be like a Storm-troopers Union Bar or something - you gotta let employees let off steam - cooped in all the way up there
They're hardly cooped in - it's the size of a small moon
That's no moon - it's a space station
Right - there must be bars all over the shop
I don't think so - they're drones - hell bent on domination
Yeah, guess your right
Think they're tokers?
Nah - if they got high they'd end up seeing that the darkside is definitely not the way forward - the whole urge to blow shit up and take over the galaxy would leave them and they'd end up baking cakes and running a Squirrel farm on Endor
So what is the Storm-troopers vice of choice? Cocaine?
You couldn't get a note into those helmuts - I think the stormtroopers drink pretty hard - through straws - then they get angry - go out and kick the fuck out some Jawa's and break some poor droids arms off
Picking on those weaker than themselves - fuckin fucky fucks
Good insult
So what have the Storm-troopers done to end up doing laps?
Well I think they got wasted down the Union and then started stun gunning one another for a laugh - after all - as you can see from Leia - there's no side effectsv lets get wasted and stun the shit out of Bravo company
Exactly - then Darth turns up and finds his squad is out of commission
Hungover & Stunover
Hands out laps
Harsh but fair
Yeah - the Darkside isn't so bad....
Look at those Storm-troopers, where do you think they're going?
Dunno - they keep cropping up in the background all the way through this film
D'ya think it' s the same six troopers all the time?
Yeah - You always see six guys legging it around in formation - I think they might be doing laps of the Death Star
Eh?
Like they got in trouble with Darth
And he gave them laps?
Yeah - he's a harsh but fair leader
What are they in the doghouse for? Drunk on duty?
Well I think there must be like a Storm-troopers Union Bar or something - you gotta let employees let off steam - cooped in all the way up there
They're hardly cooped in - it's the size of a small moon
That's no moon - it's a space station
Right - there must be bars all over the shop
I don't think so - they're drones - hell bent on domination
Yeah, guess your right
Think they're tokers?
Nah - if they got high they'd end up seeing that the darkside is definitely not the way forward - the whole urge to blow shit up and take over the galaxy would leave them and they'd end up baking cakes and running a Squirrel farm on Endor
So what is the Storm-troopers vice of choice? Cocaine?
You couldn't get a note into those helmuts - I think the stormtroopers drink pretty hard - through straws - then they get angry - go out and kick the fuck out some Jawa's and break some poor droids arms off
Picking on those weaker than themselves - fuckin fucky fucks
Good insult
So what have the Storm-troopers done to end up doing laps?
Well I think they got wasted down the Union and then started stun gunning one another for a laugh - after all - as you can see from Leia - there's no side effectsv lets get wasted and stun the shit out of Bravo company
Exactly - then Darth turns up and finds his squad is out of commission
Hungover & Stunover
Hands out laps
Harsh but fair
Yeah - the Darkside isn't so bad....
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