December 13, 2005
I was totally Sebastian this evening….
Look you know me pretty well by now and if i crashed and burned I’d hold my hands up, but God Damn it, I took out two Russian women tonight and I gotta say I played a great game – if there were god damn feckin judges they’d all be showing 9 or 10 cards – those two girls will be leaving this cold assed expensive socialist nightmare of a country with damn fine impressions of English gents I tell you – I held open doors, I bought good wine, I got champagne, I bought munchy nibble nacho type things, I made them laugh and kept them entertained god damn it – I talked like Hugh Grant all evening – they feckin loved it! – I mean even when there is nothing realistically to play for it still makes sense to have a practice match and see how you do.
Sure, one of the girls Irina is married to Ruslan who is a client, a friend and also the size of Godzilla’s dad, but her friend, mischkeybinksychev, or what ever it was – stunning! – completely in love with me! – if she wasn’t on a plane to Moscow tomorrow morning we’d be god damn married with three kids and a farm in Devon I tell you!
Sure, one of the girls Irina is married to Ruslan who is a client, a friend and also the size of Godzilla’s dad, but her friend, mischkeybinksychev, or what ever it was – stunning! – completely in love with me! – if she wasn’t on a plane to Moscow tomorrow morning we’d be god damn married with three kids and a farm in Devon I tell you!
Devon I tell you!
Farm!
Russian women – god damn it – something in the mix there – sort of straight and narrow yet bendy – cold yet comfy – reserved yet liberated - an accent that demands you pay attention yet they hang on every word – they hit a drinking plateau that allows them to sort of maintain the same level for a considerable amount of time before straying into useless – did I mention the accent? – palm of my hand I tell you! Palm of my hand!
Great Game! Great Game!
Swooning on the platform as my train pulled out I tell you!
Swooning!
Fool for leaving you may say - but in the end - ever the Gent....
Spo | December 13, 2005
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