Don’t get too attached…..

January 18, 2006

The Family got a new Kitten over Christmas - named him “Bundi” after an Aussie Rum my brother got fond of during his travels - family seemed happy with this - thought it was cute - until I pointed out that most folk would think of Ted Bundy - infamous serial Killer - but by then the name had stuck.

Not the brightest cat in the world, the furry little fella seems mighty fond of crawling inside the inner workings of my lazy-boy chair when it’s extended in full on loafing lazy mode - if you don’t notice and pull the lever to re-adjust then it will work as some sort of feline guillotine and that Ted Bundy reference will hold a little too true.

This cat, charming as he is, surely can’t be long for this earth - at the moment, if he gets in there while the seat is kicked out - it’s kind of impossible to get up out of the thing without risk of kicking something off, sliding back the lever setting springs and metal in motion - 9 lives gone all at once - you just got to loaf there until the little fuzzy bastard comes out from underneath.....

Oh well - can’t be accused of being lazy now - I’m saving lives lying here....

Spo | January 18, 2006