April 20, 2006
Bears Bomb Scare Bonanza….
One of the highlights of my holiday was the Heathrow Bomb Scare at 7am on Sunday 9th of April - you see after checking in and munching brekkie, myself and my friend Bear were about to go through to departures - suddenly a good old fashioned beginning of the holiday season bomb scare announced itself - what this meant for everyone the wrong side of the passport gate was that they had to pile out into the car park for an hour and a half of muchos standing around freezing your ass off tom foolery. What it also meant was no access to the toilets.
Bad news for my friend Bear.
After about 20 mins he seriously needed to drop the kids off at the pool and there was no way the police would let him back in the building to use the nearest gentleman’s arena. He strutted around like Tarquin the pucker faced Ostrich boy - taking deep breaths and doing an awful lot of squinting - it was one of the funniest sights I have ever been privileged to witness and then tension of will he? won’t he? - was unbelievable.
Eventually the bough was on the verge of breaking and Bear had to make a polite waddle to the lifts down to the car park.
A murky corner of short stay car park level 3 will always hold a special place in Bears heart as this was were he found release from his woes.
Some poor station wagon owning family is going to come home to find a nasty surprise waiting for them by the drivers side doorway.
The true sincere wrongness of it all.
Spo | April 20, 2006
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