April 11, 2007
A DUCK walks into a bar……
........and asks the barman: “Do you have bread?”
Barman: “No.”
Duck: “Any bread?”
Barman: “No bread at all.”
Duck: “No bread then?”
Barman: “No! We’ve got no bread.”
Duck: “Not even any old bread?”
Barman: “Are you stupid or what? We have NO bread. If you ask me again I’m going to nail your f***ing beak to the bar counter.”
Duck: “Do you have nails?”
Barman: “NO!”
Duck: “And bread?”
Spo | April 11, 2007


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